If a woman askes "does my bum look big in this" say no or keep your mouth shut!

the only adivce I can give is the truth and how to make ur life easier down the road.

1. find a women who can support you threw the ups and downs threw life
2. dont take out a 2end mortage; one mortage is alrdy to much
3. have a few good friends who you can count on, weather you are rich or poor.
4. dont go with the joneses next door, go your way; dont follow the hurd go against the hurd.
5. the easy way out of life is the hardest way out of life in the longterm forecast.
6. the no.1 best of all advice is, always avoid going into det. try your best to play with your own money, not the banks.

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Although Pavarotti on his back in the sea would probably be pretty damn close !

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You know that look women get when they want love? Me neither!

sharks only attack you when your wet?

tell at least one person a day that they are important
do one good thing a day
its not wrong to care
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk