The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

safe sex is great sex... better wear a latex......'coz u dont want that late text.....that "i think im late" text!

hmm quite exciting to write sooo..

she's like 'speaking of which, how about a tonguetwist?' and this left me a lil perplexed 'shit!' im like 'there's no annexe for that bit!' so she's lookin vexed as she sits and flexes her wotsits.. oops im out of context wrong thread.. shit! ok time to ex-it ..quick! coz the next post will be like "bbones, what a prick!"
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the fuck she ended up here

We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life. All that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about. -Albert Einstein

Be aware of justice..it always rears its head in the end - Jeggae 2009

If you keep chasing yesterday,You're gonna miss tomorrow


We spend so much time, staring at doors that have closed, that we miss the opening of new ones."


Never say : It's too far to reach .... But u can say : It's too far to give up..!!!

Be who you wanna be, not who others choose to see.

P.S. I also enjoy collecting sayings/quotations

When I left school and got my first job this old bloke I worked with gave me a wise quote/advise and I have never forgotten it. He said...

"Never stuff a broken bottle up your arse!"

Wise words indeed

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."

Mark Twain.

"A good speech is like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the important parts but short enough to keep you interested"

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Keep your enemies close, but your counter terrorism intelligence documents closer..
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Were the Sweeney son, and we havent had any dinner......

If you ring my door bell and don't HEAR it ring, DON'T expect me to have HEARD IT either!!!!!

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left" - Bertrand Russel

"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." - Carl Sagan

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer" - Rita May Brown
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I'm a humble person...I'm really much greater than I think I am!