No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Charles Dickens.
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All men are brothers. Hence war.

Beware the smile of a waiter. It means he's pissed in your soup. (That's more advice).

The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those
with great vision often bump into things.

Life is like a musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Very popular and not as
bad as some would have you believe. That is, unspeakably awful but
mercifully brief.
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I remember the first time I made love. Perhaps it was not love exactly but I made it and it still works.

All men are brothers - hence war.

Welcome to the future - it's broken.

When you came into this life you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life so that when you leave it you rejoice and the world cries.

>not sure where i read it but it struck a chord<

This too shall pass

No matter how hard or difficult something is it will pass you will get over it and it will be history.

alright my first one is a bit crude and probably already said I do not know...

1) Tis better to be pissed than pissed on - chinese proverb???

2)Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability

3)Happiness is not a station to arrive at but a manner of traveling! - Margaret Lee Runbeck

4)If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow - chinese proverb

5)The road to success is uphill; so don't expect to break any speeding records!

6) Life is what happens while you're busy making plans... - John Lennon

7) Dream as if you'll live forever and live every day as if it's your last. - James Dean

Start- the rest is easy

There are the ones I've got.

"A clever man can get himself out of the situations a wise man would never have gotten himself into in the first place."

I think it's a hebrew saying.

And I'm definitely a clever man
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"Time travel,
It's been getting me down,
I've been gone so long,
I don't think I'm ever coming down
I've seen tomorrow
And I've seen yesterday
But will I see your face again?"
- Orange Goblin, The Time Travelling Blues

I can't remember all the sources but.

you can live with a man for years, eat with him, sleep beside him, talk and debate with him on every subject, watch him every moment. then one day if you hang him off the side of a volcano. that day you will truly meet that man.

Genius is born, not paid.

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

If you hve one true friend you have more than your fair share

Man who run in front of car get tyred

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Panties not best thing on earth - next to best thing on earth

Wife who put husband in doghouse - soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it

"For any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication." Nietzsche

"its all fun and games until some one looses an eye"