Well I would answer most approaches if I got them, only one as of now, from a foreign lass in the Baltic, typing this I can't remember the country.
Have gotten some replies, having a few conversations of sorts.

Messages are rather a problem IMO. Humour is subjective, a barrage of questions is just that a barrage, terse oneliners feel a waste of time however.

Curious business.

I have always replied to every message I've had, have to be polite.
(AND I haven't been rude, swore or asked for webcam either!)
OK, maybe I have let rip with some naughty words from time to time, but it is in my nature.....
I'd like to think that you can never have too many friends, and I don't give a shit what my friends look like either.......

im the same always reply to a message

I think the women just get turned on by you beating the shit out of that poor doggie-woggle with a big stick, you nasty man you......

The damn dog had it coming... look at it! It's a massive beast! I didn't have a chance against that monster. Women naturally swoon hard over that. It's like going back to the Stone Age and wrestling mammoths!

WTF??!?!?!

I've seen bigger cats than that! And let's face it, no-one's gonna miss a few cats here and there are they? (Stinking Vermin!!!)

It just looks small because of the camera angle. It's actually a metre tall.

marry off....

Nah its a plastic dog-on-a-stick, they sell them down the local joke shop......made in Vietnam.

What the women dig is you in dayglow yellow safty clobber, its that whole 'shiny glowing man' thing